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[TooF TCvST2]

Another Heaping Pile of Wii sized horse shit

I am too damn lazy to type stuff that is coherent and makes logical sense. You know what I think of the animation, and getting front page should clear up any doubts in your mind about how good TooF is.

P.S. I expect a reply to this when you get done with your daily Wii-rection.

MACception responds:

Fool, my Wii-rection never goes down! :D Glad you liked it though sandy, thanks for being there dude.

[Madness Antipathy]

Another great addition to the series

I don't agree with "everyone else", and I don't see how a small string of recent reviews is "everyone else" but anyway. Madness has always been about the violence and the body count. The plot has always been a mere tool to get Hank where ever he is going. And I am not suprised some of you are bored of the violence. Lots and lots of random killing is not for everyone. So even the people that probably liked a few of these, it may have gotten old. But that doesn't make you the majority.

I see an average of 9.60/10 , so you people giving it 7's and 8's aren't obviously the majority. It is expected that people come and go as fans of a series, but don't try to make it sound like EVERYONE shares the same view. There are many people that at the end of the day of working/going to college/going to highschool/what ever you just want some good mind numbing entertainment. And Madness is just that. And I don't know how anyone can say its rushed. Obviously you don't know how long it takes to make a quality animation (besides the fact he stated in the Alpha's how long he has been working on it).

And to the ones that say "He didn't do anything new" you obviously don't remember the old episodes. Besides Depredation that took place mostly outside, they all were in the same generic building. This one took place on a train, in 2 buildings, and outside. Also he is always keeping the deaths fresh by getting creative with how they die. This is done by using new weapons etc too. Was nice to a FN-P90 also finally make an appearance. But then again to most they don't see this.

So yes its random violence, yes there is fresh content to it, and no I hope he doesn't change what he is doing. The only time I wish for Kirnkles to stop is if he gets tired of making these. If your not enjoying what your doing then, yes move on to something else. Until then keep up the Madness!

[TooF Leaves]

Its a tough decision, but the right one

It seems when you first see this you think "WTF he is leaving NG?, isn't that what gets his animations out there?" . But then you listen to the commentary and it makes more sense. Newgrounds being a great place it is, does have dark little negatives when it comes from the perspective of the animator. When the feedback of your fans/non-fans is right there in your face it does many things. And yes it can get you into the rut where your trying to make the animations because you want people to like them.

You forget the whole reason why you make animations, because its something you do to humor yourself. Yes the plus side is making stuff people like, but when you loose focus of the real reason things go down hill. And some of you might see this in the TooF animations. I honestly enjoyed all of them, and but you can tell where some stuff was put in there "out of the way". It wasn't normal, it just didn't feel right. This is what happens when your focus changes from doing what you love, to doing what you think other people will like.
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I don't know about you guys but what time I put into graphic design/animation etc is because I enjoy it. And with many of us our free time is precious, we have jobs, go to college, have real lives (unlike some on here). If your not enjoying it man, than yeah this is a step in the right direction. We all know you have a good number of aces up your sleve, so by far it won't be the end of TooF on Newgrounds. But in light of it all it will make things much better.

(And thanks for the "shoutout" in the end text your icecream eating bastard)

MACception responds:

Kickass review of the century. Thanks dude. I hope everyone sees it the way you do, because that's all it's meant to be.

[TooF Hacky Sackory]

Laugh out Loud Funny

The talking hackie sack (spelling wtf...) was great. Thats it, you didn't make a commentary so I refuse to say anything else... except "would you like wings with that?"

[GoldenEye:The Facility P2]

It sucked but it didn't suck...

This is a hard animation to review, but I will try my best to keep things as coherent as possible. First off the graphics are lack luster at best. But you can also tell in the little details you did put some time into re-creating the feel of Goldeneye. As far as sound goes you made a good choice in using the SFX/Music from the game. A 3d game is hard to re-create in Flash, so the semi tweened movements etc are acceptable. But at the same time I do think there are some better ways to execute running etc. Then of course it overall has a cheesy feel to it at times, including the un-needed street fighter reference. But at the same time it is executed well enough to bring back the great memories I had of playing Goldeneye. So with all things considered you get a 4 out of 5 and a 7 out of 10. I think if you work on the graphic end, and some other bits and peices, you have a great series in the making.

Danny-G responds:

If you notice, the levels in the actual Goldeneye game were lackluster also. I felt the need to capture the game exactly how it was and also I had already drawn like that in the first episode so I decided to keep it the same for this one.

PS: Thanks for the nice comments and for the helpfull review! I'll try to polish up my flash movies from now on.

[TooF - Bad Habit]

OMFG TEH WINZ!!!111111111oneoneoneone

I find it really funny that one of the low ratings comes from a user that uses cut out charcters, motion tweens, voice clips, and fart sfx.
Anyway this was a great change of pace from the normal TooF episodes. You can tell you put a lot of time and effort into it. It was a bit on the short side, my only gripe. Other wise a great peice, keep it up you NFSU2 bastard.

[TooF Staring Contest]

That was great man

You you really hit the nail on the head with that episode the flying evil turtles thing worked out well it seemed, and it just felt like fresh comedy. Even had a splash of violence there in the end with the grenade flying out of his mouth, a little bit of everything for everybody. Part 8 more than makes up for what was lacking in Part 7! Can't wait to see the next one man, keep up the good work... and don't go too fast with that RSX with the (in cuban toof's voice) "really really big wing" :-p. Have a good one man.

[TooF Military Intel]

I was completely lost the first time I saw it.....

Ok I was quite lost the first time I watched it, couldn't understand half of what the guy from LA was saying and didn't catch some of the jokes. To be honest it sucked the first time through. Watched the commentary and saw some stuff you pointed out, re-watched it and it was pretty good. Not quite what I was expecting for TooF 7, but still funny none the less. Keep up the good work..... Next time...they will all die....

[Experiment_16]

Yeah and stuff

I was too lazy to click the appropriate numbers to rate your submission accurately except for the last one...and yeah... I had some Cheesey Gordita Crunches earlier from Taco bell...so I am tripping now....might pass out..... on the keybocadjfadkgsg

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

lmfao

[TooF Solid vs Croose]

The Cubans got their ass kicked, thank god.

I would have to say TooF 5 has dethroned TooF 3 as the best TooF episode. It has violence, humor, and the annoying cuban bastards get their ass kicked. And to boot we have Toof Croose and Solid Toof making guest apperances. Commentary wasn't as good as the others, but it was still worth the watch. Only real gripe was it felt cut off at the end, but at least you ended it with a baking brownies joke. Can't wait till TooF 6!

MACception responds:

You little bugger...giving me shit about the ending...

I hate you :)